We are a couple of reluctant grad students who work in an asbestos-filled basement at a university that shall remain unnamed. Our lifestyle affords us much free time to contemplate the frivolous aspects of life. Since our tearaway-business suit idea did not take off with investors, we’ve decided to devote our free time to exploring the most awkward aspects of human interaction. Our close proximity to academics, combined with our reluctance to join their ranks, and our general surliness makes us well-positioned to give advice on how to handle whatever socially awkard situations life throws your way.